The most badass sh*t we found under $25 on Amazon
These truly badass things belong in your cart, trust me.

There are millions of products on Amazon, but the badass sh*t that will have you raving to all of your friends? That’s harder to find. Let me take a little of the work off of your plate. I’ve combed through the best and brightest Amazon products to curate this list of incredible things that will genuinely have you smiling ear to ear. Without further ado, here is the most badass sh*t we found under $25 on Amazon. Take it from me, you’ll want to add it all of it to your cart.
01Stud earrings that look like scissors
How badass are these earrings? These earrings are functionally studs, but feature a super cool design that makes them look like scissors cutting into your ear. They may seem strange, but trust me when I tell you people will compliment them. One reviewer says, “These are such a statement earring and so fun. My students all loved them! Very chic and heavy, look more expensive than they were! Definitely keeping.”
02Hat storage that won’t take up a lot of space
If you’re a hat wearer, it’s pretty likely that you’re running out of storage space for them. This wall-mountable hat rack makes it easy to store your hats on the wall, without taking up any precious horizontal storage space in your closet. You can drill these into your wall or use the included adhesive — reviewers say they’re easy to install. This is a set of two that can each hold 10 to 15 hats.
03Colorful suncatchers that scatter light
“These sun catchers are so beautiful!!! I have them all over my house in windows and they make such pretty [rainbow] when the sun shines through them,” says one Amazon reviewer. Hang these six suncatchers together, or disperse them through your house. They’ll catch the light that comes through your windows and scatter it all over the room. Beautiful.
04Tiny vases that adhere to your car’s dash
I’m a little obsessed with these tiny vases that you can stick anywhere in your car. Each of these vases has a tiny adhesive sticker on the bottom that you can use to adhere them to the top of your navigation, your car vent, or the side of your door. They come in three colors and will bring joy to your day every time you see them.
05A mini air pump for inflating mattresses & pool floats
Tuck this little air pump into your suitcase, camping backpack, or into a drawer in your home — you’ll be glad you have it around. This mini air pump can inflate or deflate a pool float, an air mattress, or a vacuum storage bag at the push of a button. And, since it’s designed with a lithium battery that can inflate up to four pool floats on a single charge, you’ll get so much use out of it.
06A lip balm holder for your car’s dash
Stick this little holder to your dashboard or the sides of your car console and it will hold a single tube of lip balm. It even comes in 12 different colors to match your car’s interiors or stand out. One reviewer says, “I didn’t think I’d ever get excited about a tiny chapstick holder for my car. It seemed like one of those “nice-to-have” things that I’d forget about in a few days. But somehow, this little product has completely exceeded my expectations.”
07A retractable car charger for iPhones & Androids
Plug this into your 12-volt charger, and you’ll have a retractable lightning cable, a retractable USB-C cord, and USB-A and USB-C ports at your fingertips. No matter who gets into your car, you’ll have the charger they need to juice up while you drive. There’s a reason this car accessory is flying off the shelves on Amazon. It’s a game-changer for your car setup.
08Solar garden lights that look like honeybees
For a well-lit and seriously fun backyard, consider these bee-shaped solar string lights which easily sit within the bushes or plants outside your house and charge via the sun. They’ll turn on when the sun starts to go down and illuminate your yard for up to 10 hours. They’re also waterproof.
09A bottle drying rack that collapses
When not in use, this bottle drying rack folds up and can lie flat in any kitchen cabinet or drawer. But when you need it, expand the frame and it can hold four different cups or water bottles, allowing them to dry vertically to eliminate streaking. This also can pull double duty and hold your food storage bags open when you need to scoop soup out of the pot and into a bag, for example.
10A fridge water dispenser that’s easy to use
This horizontal water dispenser doesn’t take up very much space in your fridge, and lays flat with an easy-to-push button that dispenses cold water right into your glass. The dispenser holds about a gallon of water, and you can add fruit and vegetables to the water to infuse it with flavor. Need to take it out of the fridge? It has a built-in handle.
11A projection lamp that projects the look of the ocean
This sensory projection lamp will simulate water from the ocean on the ceiling of your room. Connect this projection lamp to your phone via the jack, and you can also play your favorite meditation, calming music, or ocean sounds via the built-in speaker. Reviewers love using this in their own bedrooms and in the bedrooms of their children, as a way to relax before going to sleep.
12Solar ground lights that upgrade your outdoor space
For an upscale look, place these solar ground lights along your driveway, front walk, or anywhere in your yard. They’re simple to install — just stake in the ground — and offer up to 10 hours of light on a full solar charge. Choose from warm and cool white options.
- Available colors: 2
13A physical Wordle book for the puzzle masters
If waiting for the next day’s NYTimes game to refresh is your own personal fifth circle of hell, consider this analog version. This Wordle challenge book features 500 different puzzles that range from easy to hard. Once you’ve completed this one, you can level up to the Extreme Wordle Challenge book.
14This stress ball that pukes its guts out
Have you ever seen such a satisfying and gross stress ball? This egg-shaped stress ball is easy to squeeze, and when you do it will chuck up its lunch. Squeeze it over the goop that expels from the center and then release to suck the goop back into the egg’s body. It’s as gross as it is satisfying. This comes with four stress balls in four different colors.
15A paracord handle for your tumblers and drinks
For that favorite tumbler or water bottle that you just wish had a handle, this paracord handle is perfect. It features two stretchy but secure nonslip straps that go around the top and bottom of your 30-ounce drink container. Instant handle!
16Headlights that attach to your Crocs
Listen, if you have a pair of Crocs, you are a fun person. I don’t make the rules. These headlights are the coolest accessory for your Crocs, and easily stick into the holes on the top of your clogs. These are weatherproof, rechargeable, and feature three different light modes, always bright, flashing mode, and a slower flashing mode. This comes with one headlight for each clog.
17The best way to keep pizza in your fridge
These pizza slice storage containers are the coolest thing in food storage since those resealable food storage bags hit the market. This set of three containers is the perfect size for a triangular slice of pizza and features a clear top so you can see which type of pizza you have stored in each one. They’re airtight, microwave-, dishwasher-, and freezer-safe, as well.
18Cup holders for all of your things at the beach
Stick these plastic cup holders into the sand at the beach (or soft grass at the park), and you’ll have four safe and sand-free spaces to drop your beach drink, your phone, or those expensive sunglasses. These feature one central circular spot for your drink, and a side slot where you can store things like a phone. This set of four comes with cup holders in four fun colors. Truly these are game-changers for beach days.
19Glow-in-the-dark tape for increased safety & visibility
Give your home a big safety upgrade in the form of this glow-in-the-dark tape. Waterproof and durable, it absorbs energy from any light source in just 30 minutes. You can use it to line stairsteps to help prevent tripping — or you can simply add it to items you want to keep better tabs on (your remote control, for example).
20A cup holder expander to fit any drink in your car
Stick this cup holder expander into your car and you’ll be able to fit drinks up to 50 ounces in size. It securely locks into your cup holder so you don’t have to worry about spilling and has a cutout that allows for a handle to fit, as well. One reviewer says, “I have tried many holders over the years and this is the best one I've ever had. I was worried it might rattle when driving in rough roads but it's super solid. Seems like a small thing, but when you find something that really works, you can't say enough good about it.”
21A calendar with a different unexplained mystery for every day
Is there anything more satisfying than being the person at the party who has the coolest history knowledge? This daily calendar is perfect for that. Flip to the next day and you’ll discover the story of an unexplained mistory in the historical record. Strange disappearances, secret government projects, you name it. This is truly so fun.
22Bedazzled coasters for your car
Drop these coasters into your car’s cup holder to protect the insides from getting gross from spilled drinks or cups that sweat. When you don’t have anything in the cup holder, these are so eye-catching and fun with a bedazzled design that will earn you compliments from everyone you give a ride to. This is a set of two.
23Lip balm that tastes like your favorite soda
For the soda fanatics, this lip balm is super fun. Not only is it designed to taste like Coca Cola, but it is also shaped in a tiny glass Coca Cola bottle, which is fun to pull out and use. The lip balm itself is cruelty-free and vegan, and delivers hydration alongside its fun taste. This also comes in a Cherry Coke flavor, Pink Lemonade, and Sprite.
24A plastic wrap dispenser that features a magnet to stick to your fridge
Stick this magnetic plastic wrap dispenser to your fridge and you’ll always have it on hand when you need to cover your food. It features a cutter along the design that allows you to cut into the plastic wrap (or aluminum foil), when you’ve dispensed the perfect amount. Don’t have a magnetized fridge? This works just as well laying flat in a drawer.
25A backflow incense holder shaped like a crescent moon
Interesting decor objects can make a space — like this backflow incense holder. Made from ceramic, it has a unique crescent moon and wave motif. It comes with 100 backflow cones and 40 incense sticks to get you started.
26Dip clips for your plates & platters
Dips are a way of life, and this clip makes it easy to have your favorite dip right where you need it — next to your plate of food. This set of four clips can easily clip to plates and platters, and works great as a place to keep ketchup, ranch, or BBQ sauce to the side of your snacks and meal. They can even go in the dishwasher.
27An organizer that attaches to your car’s sun visor
You’ll feel spoiled with all of your important papers, cards, and even a pair of sunglasses and a pen sitting in arm’s reach in your car. Snap this organizer over your sun visor and everything will be in one place. The zippered pocket a the top can even fit a phone. It comes in six colors.
28A portable lock box with a stay-in-place cable
Whether you want to secure some valuables in your hotel room or at your next kickball game, this portable lock box comes in handy. It’s perfectly sized for smaller items like your phone, wallet, and jewelry. The four-digit combination lock and sturdy cable keep your contents secure — just loop and lock it around an unmovable object.
29Tiny knives that are cute & useful
What’s more badass than these tiny knives that you can keep handy for small jobs. Use them to open a letter, cut a tag off of your clothing, or as a small box cutter. Many reviewers say that, while they initially bought these as a gag gift, they’re sharp enough to get many jobs done and surprisingly sturdy. They also come with a leather sleeve and a tiny knife sharpener.
30A foldable lamp that’s battery-operated
This battery-operated lamp easily folds down into a disc, so you can throw it in your bag and take it with you. When you need a little light, expand the frame upward so the lamp sits at its maximum height. You can choose from eight different brightness settings, and it even has a touch-sensitive base that you can turn on with a tap. Choose from three colors.
31This loofah mat that scrubs your feet while you shower
This loofah shower mat is a genius invention. Not only is it porous, with a central hole that allows water to get to your drain, but it’s designed to gently scrub the bottoms of your feet while you stand up and shower. It features a nonslip bottom that holds it in place. This comes in three square sizes and nine different patterns.
32A pouch that’ll contain your bar soap as you use it
If you are a bar soap loyalist, you need this soap pouch. Drop your bar soap of choice into this pouch and you’ll be able to suds up without worrying about the bar of soap disintegrating or getting gunky. The top cinches to hold the soap inside, and it features a textured exterior perfect for a light exfoliation. You can even hang it in your shower so it dries quickly.
33Ice cube molds that look like crystals
How fun are these ice cube molds? They’re designed to resemble crystals and will freeze seven large ice cubes that are perfect for fun cocktails or your daily iced coffee. This is made of a silicone that’s easy to twist to free the ice cubes, and it’s even oven-safe up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit for making candy, chocolate, or wax.
34A toilet roll holder that’s a flock of sheep
Is there anything more badass than having a really cool bathroom? This flock of sheep is such a cute way to store toilet paper when it’s not in use. This comes with a set of three bases that resemble the feet of a sheep, and three heads that stick into the center roll of your TP. Everyone will ask you where you got them.
35This electric scalp massager for peak relaxation
You’ve probably tried out the manual wire scalp massagers before, but this electric one? It levels up the whole experience. This features a battery-powered design and 20 metal fingers that gently massage your scalp without you having to move a finger. The built-in motor delivers strong but comfortable vibration that will instantly relax you.
36LED scrunchies for a party any day
These LED scrunchies may be designed for concerts and events, but there is nothing stopping you from wearing them any day of the week. This pack of eight is designed to look like traditional scrunchies. When you’re ready to activate the lights, pull the paper slip from the design. These feature three different color modes and can last up to 12 hours.
37Invisible ink pens for writing secret messages
This five-pack of invisible ink pens makes writing notes to others so much more entertaining. Simply write with one as you would any other pen. When you’re ready for the message to show, use the special light at the end of the pen to illuminate it.
38A stunning rainbow privacy film
Stick this rainbow privacy film to any window with water, and it’ll cling and stay there until you’re ready to remove it. Every time the sun shines through your window, it will scatter rainbow light into your space, adding ambience and a great vibe to your home. It also adds privacy to your home, and protects against UVA and UVB rays.
39Indoor string lights for cat lovers
Cat appreciators: These string lights are for you, with each LED housed in a colorful feline form. The 10-foot string comes in both USB-powered and battery-operated versions. Hang them around your desk, TV, or anywhere else you need a little cat-titude.
40Kitchen scissors that are fun and functional
It’s rare to find an Amazon product with a 4.9-star average rating, but these bat-shaped scissors fit the bill. Each of the bat’s wings make for a grip on the scissors, and the stainless steel blades quickly cut through whatever you have in front of you. The blade even has a cutout that works as a bottle opener, and a serrated central hole that can crack nuts.
41A color-changing light for your toilet
Give your bathroom the Studio 54 treatment with this toilet light. This motion-activated light has adjustable brightness as well as 16 colors to choose from — or you can cycle through them all. It’s battery operated and takes mere seconds to install.
42Oven mitts that are so whimsical
Slip each hand into the two sides of this long oven mitt, and it will protect your hands and your forearms from touching anything hot in the oven. It’s designed to look like a dachshund dog and can withstand heat up to 480 degrees Fahrenheit. Keep it in your kitchen as a conversation piece — your next dinner guests will have questions!
43A metal accessory for your next taco night
Taco night just became a little more organized thanks to these metal holders that can each hold three soft or hard-shelled tacos. This comes with six different trays, so invite a few friends over and make an assortment. You’ll have room for 18 tacos that will stay contained and ready to eat when you get hungry.
44Mouthwash tablets to travel with
If you’ve never used a mouthwash tablet, they are game-changers especially when you travel. Chew on these alcohol- and fluoride-free mouthwash tablets and they’ll slowly freshen your breath. Once you’ve chewed them down, sip a little water and swish. Spit out and you’ll be left with fresher breath and healthier teeth. This container has 90 tablets.
45A tiny bookmark that looks like the Loch Ness Monster
46A foot peeling mask for satisfying self care
I can personally attest to how cool this foot peeling mask is. Put the two slippers onto your feet and secure the ties at the top. You’ll leave them on for an hour and then take them off. Wash your feet and you’re good to go. You’ll watch slowly over the next two weeks as your skin sloughs off, leaving behind a fresh layer. It’s deeply satisfying.
47A memory foam armrest for your car’s console
This memory foam armrest is easy to attach to your console with two straps that hook around the front and back of your console. The design is contoured to provide additional support, and features inches of comfortable memory foam. It’s no wonder this car accessory has such a cult following on Amazon.
48This magnetic wristband to hold all of your project’s pieces
Small jobs around your house just became that much easier with this magnetic wristband which can hold onto drill bits, screws, nails, and washers, so you don’t have to keep them in your hand while you’re working on a ladder. Reviewers love how easy this is to put on and how strong the 10 magnets are. You’ll never loose a screw again.
49A tiny friend to hold your wood spoon
This tiny little guy is cute, but also highly functional. This frog sits next to your stovetop to hold onto your spoon when you’re not using it. Slot your wood cooking spoon into the frog’s mouth and he’ll stay balanced and keep your dirty spoon off of your countertops. He also works as a steam releaser when you prop him underneath your pot’s lid.
50A multi-pronged charging cable to get all of your devices at once
If you’ve ever wished you could be charging multiple devices at once, then you need this three-pronged charging cable. This braided nylon charging cable features three prongs, one micro USB, one USB-C, and one lightning cable, so you can charge three different devices simultaneously. Reviewers love using these in their cars and by their bedside.
51A leather holster for your drink of choice
Stick your drink of choice into this holster and it will hang right beside you as you go about your day. Whenever you need a sip, it will be right in arm’s reach, and you’ll never misplace your drink again. This fits 12-ounce bottles and standard-sized cans, and comes in three different faux leather designs.
52A car vent airplane... that’s really an air freshener
Think all car air fresheners are trees hanging from the rearview mirrors? Think again. This car air freshener comes in the form of an airplane-flying bear — when the wind blows, the propellor spins. Just add a few drops of your favorite essential oil or fragrance.
53A jar opener that takes all the work out of the task
Stop struggling to open a jar when you can use this genius under-cabinet tool. This attaches to the bottom of your cabinet with adhesive and a few screws and then is ready to use. Put your lid up against the top of the tool and twist it slowly. The grips on the side will do the rest.
54A kinetic desk toy that spins & spins & spins...
Give your desk some entertainment with this kinetic toy. This unique sphere spins for up to 300 seconds on its own — depending on how powerfully you flick it. One reviewer wrote, “Totally silent, fun to play with, heavy enough to stay in place while spinning. Everyone loves these things at my house! Just put one on the dining table, coffee table, kitchen island etc. Then sit back and watch. People cannot pass it by without spinning it.”
55Anti-theft zipper locks that help guard your bag or backpack
If you travel or commute with a bag, you need these anti-theft zipper locks. These simple little locks hook onto double zippers and can’t be undone by quick, sneaky fingers. They’re a great deterrent when you want to keep your personal items secure.
56This rechargeable light for your cooler
Drop this rechargeable light into any cooler and it will make it so much easier to see which drinks are available at night. It charges via USB and is completely waterproof, so you don’t have to worry about the ice in your cooler melting. This is one of those simple, badass products that you’ll get so much use out of.
57Magic color-changing dust for your campfires
These color-changing packets make campfires so much more fun. Each is filled with a powder that, when thrown into a fire, turns those flames into a beautiful rainbow. You can kick back and watch the colors change and relax outside. Even better, this is a pack of 25, so you’ll have plenty to use every night of your camping trip.
58A multi-tool with so many uses
Free up a little space in your toolbox with these multi-tool pliers that have so many uses. Sure you can use these as needle nose or flat pliers, but they also work as a wire cutter, a serrated knife, a nail file, a bottle opener, and so many other things. It all folds together into the design, which you can then tuck in the included pouch and throw in your tool kit for a future use.
59The secret to preventing and reducing headaches
Your next headache is no match for this frozen head cap that cools and relieves pain in your head. You can wear it two ways — slip it over the crown of your head and wear it like a hat, or pull it down over your eyes in order to relax in a dark, cool place. The reviews are rave.
60A flexible grabber tool that clears drain clogs fast
The next time you have a clogged drain, you’ll be so happy you have this flexible grabber claw. It reaches deep into tight spaces and has four tines that trap hair and other clog-causing debris, so you can pull it out. It comes accompanied by a barbed drain stick for total clog-busting results.
61A tool to get every last drop out of your products
Screw the Flip-It! onto the top of the bottle of your hand soap, conditioner, or lotion, and it will use gravity to get the last of the product out of the bottle. You won’t waste a single drop of your favorite products, and this is a pack of two that you can reuse forever.
62Pens that are actually multi-tools
Why would you use a standard pen when you could use this multi-tool pen with 11 different uses? This works as a pen, a ruler, a level, a stylus, and a screwdriver bit, with an LED light built in, as well. Stick one of these pens in your pocket, and you’ll be so glad you have it when that small job needs to get done. This is a set of two.
63Cologne balms in four musky scents
For a strong musky scent that will stay with you all day, these cologne balms are the way to go. Massage a little of the balm into your skin at your pulse points inside your wrist and along your neck. They’ll sink in to your skin and cling to you, so your scent will last for hours. This set comes with four small tins, each with a different scent — cedar wood, clary sage, vetiver, and sandalwood.
64A light-up racket that zaps bugs
Eradicating your bug problem is easy with this bug zapper racket that puts fly swatters to shame. This USB-chargeable racket has a large surface area and zaps pests on contact. You can also set it up on a flat surface and activate the blue light to attract and trap bugs — no swatting required.
65Tissue boxes that fit in your car cup holder
These tissue boxes are so smartly designed, with a cylindrical shape that fits perfectly inside your central cup holder (or the cup holder in the side of your car door). Each box in this set of four can hold up to 50 tissues and comes with a unique design. Put simply by one Amazon reviewer, “Whomever thought of this box design is a genius.”
66An electric lunch box for hot meals at work or in your car
Get serious about your packed lunches by leveling up with this electric lunch box. Just pack your food, then plug the box into a wall or car outlet to heat it up about 30 minutes before eating. The set includes a removable and washable insert, a carrying bag, and utensils.
67Door stoppers that look like animals
Propping your door open doesn’t have to be such a utilitarian endeavor — these door stoppers make it fun. The set includes an alligator, shark, and whale, all with tales that slide under the door. They each have a nonslip base and are easy to rinse clean as needed.
68Toilet bolt covers in the shape of turtles
I’m guessing you never thought about fancy-ing up your toilet bolts — but you should, because these ceramic turtles are here to do it. These toilet bolt covers slide right on, creating an interesting decor accent where you’d never expect it.
- Available styles: 9
69Diffusers that turn your flashlight into a lamp
Make your flashlight 10 times more usable with these flashlight diffusers that upgrade functionality. These caps slip over the end of your flashlight, so you can use it for more than just a beam of light. Use the white cap for tasks, the yellow cap for cozy activities like reading, and the red cap for any SOS needs.
70A ring lamp lined in crystals
Encircled with natural crystals, this circular lamp is a true statement piece. USB powered, it gives off a soft glow in your choice of three warmth settings. It’s totally dimmable, so you can set the brightness exactly where you want it.